being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
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“In my mind I am eloquent; I can climb intricate scaffolds of words to reach the highest cathedral ceilings and paint my thoughts. But when I open my mouth, everything collapses.” - Warm Bodies (Isaac Marion)
Ooh, gurrrl. Rashida Jones is my weakness.
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land mines all up in there
(happy new years I love you all)
| other girls-put on smoky eye makeup: | *look like sexpot* |
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| me-puts on smoky eye makeup: | hello raccoons i am family. |
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You might be sitting with him at the kitchen table drinking coffee from mismatched mugs and saying nothing because sometimes saying nothing is the best thing to say. He’s miles away, and you’re thinking you should take a shower or fix your hair or at least brush your teeth because you feel dirty and self-conscious. You wish the sun weren’t so bright on your face and you wish there was something other than corn flakes for breakfast so your stomach won’t start making hideous noises. You’re about to open your mouth and say something to break the silence, but he speaks first. He tilts his head slightly and says:
“You make me really happy.”
And you will agree he does, too.
Carrie Laski, Things To Say Besides I Love You (via earthens)
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Got this at work today. Hm. Hey, if you gotta leave an impression, I’m alright with this one. And on a related note, I CAN beat you in scrabble.
JDFYJHF STOP
it’s ok.. I didn’t need my heart
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adorable!
I would fall on that baby.
As Andy just said: That’s what you call motivation—DON’T CRUSH YOUR GOD DAMNED BABY TO DEATH.
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